BIG LEGGED WOMEN
If there is such a place as Heaven
It's foretaste must be in the thighs
Of a somewhat chunky Texas girl
Seriously Texas sized
If all my dreams of love came true
They wouldn't be too complicated
Just naked and swimmin'
With big legged women
Beneath a summer sky of blue
If this seems to you a shallow view
Of this thing we call being in love
Then go take your flights a la Wuthering Heights
Just leave me a big legged woman or two
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No, thank YOU !!! This poem was partly inspired ( aside from big legged women ) by a parody of the Popeye theme song we sang as kids which went...
" I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I loves to go swimmin'
With bow legged women
I'm Popeye the sailor man."
I just never know what you will come up with next Mark
Loved it lol
Robert Shaw also used that as a toast on "Jaws"
"Here's to swimmin with bow legged women"
It's the only toast I know lol
Good thing I'm a pirate
Imani
I saw the Robert Crumb illustration and was inspired (and maybe a little aroused) to write this poem. We had our own versions of all the cartoon and commercial songs from TV. Most of them were about seeing other people's underwear or bathroom functions. LMAO just thinking about some of them and what nasty little kids we turned into despite the nun's best intentions. Glad you liked it. Do you celebrate " National Talk Like A Pirate Day" ? It's sometime in September. Be well and have fun and make noise. marK
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