A cat dies and goes to Heaven.
God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"
The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"
Tags:
Need help? Visit our Support Group for help from our friendly Admins and members!
Visit The Temple
on Facebook:
Posted by William J. Coblentz on April 28, 2024 at 8:03am 9 Comments 9 Likes
Posted by Atrayo on April 17, 2024 at 10:26am 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Atrayo on April 14, 2024 at 7:54am 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Atrayo on April 6, 2024 at 1:51pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Ghillie Dhu on March 2, 2024 at 5:06am 4 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by Atrayo on February 22, 2024 at 12:54am 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Atrayo on February 14, 2024 at 6:57pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Bill Walker on February 1, 2024 at 8:15pm 1 Comment 1 Like
Posted by Sky a.k.a. JD Aeon on January 7, 2024 at 4:43am 1 Comment 5 Likes
Posted by Atrayo on December 29, 2023 at 1:04pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Kitt on December 14, 2023 at 8:55pm 2 Comments 4 Likes
Posted by Atrayo on November 29, 2023 at 11:21pm 0 Comments 2 Likes
Posted by 06iiris on October 13, 2023 at 8:30am 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by 06iiris on October 13, 2023 at 7:00am 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by 06iiris on October 12, 2023 at 3:30pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by 06iiris on October 12, 2023 at 6:00am 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by 06iiris on October 12, 2023 at 5:30am 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by 06iiris on October 11, 2023 at 1:00pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by 06iiris on October 11, 2023 at 8:30am 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by 06iiris on October 9, 2023 at 7:30am 0 Comments 0 Likes
Added by Imelda James 0 Comments 0 Likes
Added by Imelda James 0 Comments 0 Likes
Added by Bryan_Thoth 0 Comments 0 Likes
© 2024 Created by Bryan Powered by