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Comment by jack black on August 4, 2018 at 9:42am

Comment by Miyoko canter on August 3, 2018 at 7:46am

Morning

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Comment by jack black on July 28, 2018 at 4:05pm

UR SMILE FOR SUNDAY

Comment by jack black on July 28, 2018 at 4:02am

Paul got a part-time job at the Post Office.

 

He was thrilled, because he had been looking for employment for a while, without any luck.

It wasn’t long before his first day arrived, and he headed to the Post Office brimming with confidence.

The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail.

Paul separated the letters so fast that his motions were literally a blur.

His supervisor didn’t understand how he was capable of working so fast but didn’t question it.

The supervisor approached Paul at the end of his first day.

"I just want you to know," the supervisor said, "that I'm very pleased with the job you did today. You're one of the fastest workers we've ever had."

"Thank you, Sir," said Paul, beaming, "and tomorrow I'll try to do even better."

"Better?" the supervisor asked with astonishment. "How can you possibly do any better than you did today?"

Paul replied, "Tomorrow I'm going to read the addresses."

Comment by jack black on July 23, 2018 at 3:31am

Comment by jack black on July 18, 2018 at 10:22am

If God Was a Woman --

1. Sex would smell like chocolate.
 
2. Farts would smell like roses.
 
3. Dogs would smell spring fresh.
 
4. Babies would come from vending machines.
 
5. Men would be born with a permanent erection.
 
6. All women would have the same size breasts.
 
7. There would be no cellulite.
 
8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE.
 
9. Men would be born with an "OFF" switch.
 
10. There would be no "Hooters".
 
11. A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife.
 
12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii!
 
13. Men would inherit the menstrual cycle.
 
14. Men would come with software to be custom designed.
 
15. Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife.
 
16. Men would have a built-in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth.
 
17. Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches.
 
18. Sex would last longer than 30 seconds.
 
19. Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek..
 
20. Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.

Comment by jack black on July 18, 2018 at 9:03am

Comment by Karen Black on July 18, 2018 at 1:42am

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