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Comment by jack black on October 10, 2018 at 9:40am

Comment by jack black on October 10, 2018 at 8:23am

A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids.

He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player.

Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What happens if this doesn't work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILED'.

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.

He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it wouldn't even switch on.

He quickly returned to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.

When the shopkeeper refuses to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of the guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.'

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Comment by jack black on September 18, 2018 at 10:56am

A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver.

 

 

He begins to speak: "If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling."

After listening to the boy rambling on and on in the same manner for a while, the bus driver begins to get annoyed.

He turns around and says to the boy: “What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”

In an instant, the boy responds: “I’d be a bus driver.” 
The bus driver probably should have seen it coming!

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