Trump awarded congressional medal for pretend bravery.

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Is a carbon-based life form from Earth. Anyone who tells you he’s not is absolutely lying. He’s known for being handsome, heroic & humanity’s last, best, hope.

The first medal ever awarded for imagined heroism.

Trump — Verbally imagines running unarmed onto the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, 1944.

The Pentagon, took time away from their very busy schedule of planning large U.S. military parades to appease one man in the entire universe, to come up with a new, coveted, award for conceptual bravery.

A terrified Pentagon official, General Warren Peese, — released this recorded statement: 
“After… much debate,… oh, dear lord… we… at the Pentagon, have come up with a… medal, for conceptual bravery… um, excuse me a blood vessel just popped in my eye,… I’m literally seeing red… I’ll be fine in a moment… 
okay, so, we’ve taken resources away from planning a giant military parade for one… to devote time… to coming up with this… medal, honoring… sigh… imagined bravery. This medal is to be awarded to imagined, or conceptual, bravery, days, or weeks after a danger has passed…. Also, — OH MY GOD, SUPERMAN IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, PLEASE HELP US! WE CAN’T CONTROL THIS MANIAC, HE… oomph… no, get your hands off me, damn you… no! We need to… (thud)”

Inspiring words, indeed.

So, Donald J. Trump, due to his heroically running into a school shooting, unarmed, just mere days after the shooting occurred, but without physically, actually, going there, will be the very first recipient of The Congressional Award For Theoretical Bravery.

There, of course, will be a gala event, where Trump will have his awarded his medal.

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There, of course, will be a gala event, where Trump will have his awarded medal ceremonially bequeathed to him, amidst a mega-fireworks display, a planned elegant soiree, and a USAF Aerial Show, at a cost of approximately $1,743,000 taxpayer dollars.

Melania Trump will sadly be unable to attend due to a previous commitment, and Melania Trump’s hired body double, is also unable to attend.