Diary Of A Liar Chapter 1 Shedding the Mad Shadows

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     " Ordinary fuckin' people, I hate 'em. " Harry Dean Stanton in The Repo Man

       I am becoming a crabby old fucker, a real misanthrope. Some would say asshole but my answer to that is " Try living your life WITHOUT an asshole, you'd be perpetually full of shit."  I cuss a lot more these days, not always in anger but sometimes for the sheer poetry of profanity. It makes me feel witty.

      It seems like the last decade or so of my life has been shedding my demographic skins. Shedding the mad, stinking shadow of Jesus was the first step in this metamorphosis. The other demographics fell like dominoes. I no longer have any respect for those who would explain their lives as a result of demographics. " I'm that way because I'm a Woman, because I'm ( fill in your favorite ethnic demographic), because

I have Attention Deficit Disorder..." and so on. If I can get over my demographics you can get over yours, you whinin' little fuckin' babies. Sadly, many become a host to their demographic demands and live out their lives as stereotypes. Fuck that !

      " Well Mr.THE LIAR, that's not very sympathetic, " some would say. You looking for sympathy ? You'll find it in the dictionary between symbiosis and syphylis. OH YEAH !!!!

      But what I really want to know is, am I lying ?

      Don't forget to flush.

      THE LIAR