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Comment by Catherine Sarah Hislop on October 12, 2012 at 5:24am

Navy Officer Cutting Through

 

A Navy officer of a Naval Aircarft Carrier Ship was cutting through

 the crew's quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor

reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him.

 

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"Sailor! Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?" the officer

demanded.

 

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"No, sir, but we don't land airplanes

 

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on the roof either."

Comment by Catherine Sarah Hislop on October 12, 2012 at 3:55am

Comment by Catherine Sarah Hislop on October 11, 2012 at 5:33am

 

Space Monkeys

 

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys

and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when

they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle

and got ready to send them up into space.

 

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As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced,

 

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"This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!"

 

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At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's

engines ignited and the shuttle took off.

 

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Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission

 control to Monkey Two. Initiate!"

 

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At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle

separated from the empty fuel tanks.

 

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Another two hours later mission control announced, "This is mission control

to the astronaut..."

 

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At this the astronaut responded "I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't

touch anything."

Comment by Imani on October 9, 2012 at 11:17pm

Cruel shoes

Comment by Catherine Sarah Hislop on October 9, 2012 at 10:16am

Love the pictures

Comment by Jasmin Silver-Moon on October 8, 2012 at 6:26pm

Thanks Michael... think I'm gonna really have fun with this group!!!  :)

Comment by Jasmin Silver-Moon on October 8, 2012 at 4:36pm

Comment by Jasmin Silver-Moon on October 8, 2012 at 4:36pm

Comment by Jasmin Silver-Moon on October 8, 2012 at 4:36pm

Comment by Catherine Sarah Hislop on October 8, 2012 at 9:44am

Thought you would like it

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