A man bought a lie detector robot. Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.

 

DAD: Son where were you today during school hours?

SON: At school (robot slaps son) ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!

DAD: Which one?


SON: Harry Potter (robot slaps son again). Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching an adult movie, okay?

DAD: What?? When I was your age I didn’t even know those existed! (robot slaps Dad)

MOM: Hahaha! He is your son after all! 

The Robot slaps the mother.

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