“How To Soil An Adult Diaper — An Instructional Guide” by Donald Trump.

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Pictured: the cover of the book: “How To Soil An Adult Diaper — An Instructional Guide” by Donald Trump.

Trump is now planning other heroic interventions into past events, where he intends to run unarmed into the shootings at Virginia Tech, Sandy Hook, the Sutherland Springs, Texas shooting at First Baptist Church, and, the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando.

Trump remarked: 
“I know I originally said I would look into placing restrictions on selling military-grade weapons of war to the most violent people amongst us with a history of mental illness, and also, to children,… but it turns out, that after speaking to the NRA, they don’t like any of those ideas, so we’re now just going with arming teachers. I’m sure that it will work out just fine even though it’s the absolute silliest idea we could ever possibly come up with, and if any of those teachers have the kinds of nervous breakdowns most teachers experience 137 times per day, I’ll definitely run into their shooting sprees too, mentally, and within just two to three days of them occurring. These medals aren’t going to win themselves, you know…”

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