DIRTY LIMERICKS ( Add Your Favorites or Originals )

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We've heard ALL of the Man from Nantucket limericks so I will skip that one and go directly to...  

 

NOW ADD YOUR FAVORITES !!!!!!!!~

 

Bonus Joke....

[2i3zz31iz74ww]

Not only are they funny but limericks are educational as well.  Whether we admit it or not "low" humor is still the funniest. Thanks for checking this out amigo and for your contributions. Have a great day.  marK

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An original of mine, here goes..

 

Gentlemen, have a heart and please

Don't start something

You can't complete.

 

For a woman can know

What your eyes clearly show

And mistake this

For something she needs.

[2i3zz31iz74ww]

Thanks Faith for checking this out and for your original response. Hope this finds you well and happy.  marK

[Imani]

giggles I don't know any

but these made me giggle

Imani

[2i3zz31iz74ww]

Glad you like these Imani. My favorite is the young man from Rangoon (whose farts could be heard on the moon). marK

[2i3zz31iz74ww]

FART LIMERICKS ARE BY FAR AMONG THE FUNNIEST SINCE THE FART JOKE IS WHERE HUMOR BEGAN...

 

[Imani]

ha ha ha ha

cheap hot tubbing

[Imani]

Feel like I'm back home with my 6 older brothers...

how did I ever survive? lol

[2i3zz31iz74ww]

My sisters had four older brothers (including me) which insured they grew up with an appreciation of the Three Stooges.

[2q6jovvwkch2n]

sorry i'm late but this had me ROFL ...great job thanks, including the additions.