GETTING IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER LESBIAN ( AKA " I am Joe's Latent Vagina")

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My Inner Lesbian is a big pretty Amazon with Julie Newmar legs. Her name is Ophelia and she wants to kiss you.  

With all of the polymorphic variations available I have come to the conclusion that being a Lesbian is the best possible situation. For many of us our heterosexuality turned into a drearily predictable scripted affair based more on economics than love of another Human. 

OK, OK I'm getting preachy and maybe I AM just a little bitter. My nickname for my penis is Judas. ANYWAY

RESCUE ME !!! 

Have YOU spent any quality time with YOUR Inner Lesbian lately ?

Sometimes my Inner Lesbian is a wild thing ? 

Sometimes she can be full of doubt. 

ANYWAY...

This was in no way done to insult Lesbians, I REALLY AM jealous of you. No actual Lesbians were harmed in the production of this blog.