Diary of a Liar Part 7 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF ( Mostly women and cellphones )

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     I had a pretty bad episode of being pissed off today but sometimes you've just had enough and fuck it if people think you came off looking like some kind of raving prick. 

      It was all over bad cellphone etiquette.  Now I fucking HATE cellphones for the most part and here's why .  What the fuck is so important that you have to be in constant contact with other human beings who you WILL see sometime that day.  Are you fucking NASA talking down a crippled spacecraft ?  I worked with a woman in pre-cellphone days who would instigate a family crisis and spend most of the day on the phone putting the various members of her family into a confused and pissed off state so she could come to the rescue later on.  Imagine this crazy bitch if she has a cellphone now !!!

     Anyway, an acquaintance came by to visit and while there she got a call on her cell phone.  And instead of doing the decent thing and turning it off or telling the caller she'd call back she proceeded to have her conversation about utter bullshit and I had to fuckin' listen to it.  I told her about it after she got off the phone and she got all incredulous and huffy and said something annoying and I told her to go fuck herself and that was that.  I doubt we will be taking warm showers together in the near future.  I am not as nice and polite to women who annoy me or piss me off as I used be.  This is true for all humans who tend to live out their demographic stereotype expectations rather than taking a shot at being strictly human.  I've gone down this road before but it's worth repeating. If I do have any Misogynist tendencies ( and I do ) I came by them honestly.  Or maybe I've just seen too many Lucio Fulci movies. 

       Maybe I should get in touch with my Inner Lesbian .