The wise old Mother Superior from County Tipperary was dying.
The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable.
They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.
Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
"Mother", the nuns pleaded, "Please give us some wisdom before you die".
She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said: "Don't sell that cow".
Tags:
Lol
Need help? Visit our Support Group for help from our friendly Admins and members!
Visit The Temple
on Facebook:
Posted by Rosey Cross on March 13, 2025 at 5:28pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Rosey Cross on March 1, 2025 at 6:36pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by Rosey Cross on February 26, 2025 at 6:18pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by Zhan on January 30, 2025 at 9:44pm 0 Comments 2 Likes
Posted by Atrayo on January 28, 2025 at 4:19pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Rosey Cross on January 26, 2025 at 5:58pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Rosey Cross on January 26, 2025 at 5:51pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Atrayo on January 25, 2025 at 3:05pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Rosey Cross on January 15, 2025 at 5:29pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Rosey Cross on January 14, 2025 at 6:21pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Rosey Cross on January 10, 2025 at 5:17pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Sky a.k.a. JD Aeon on January 1, 2025 at 7:29am 7 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Zhan on December 31, 2024 at 12:04pm 0 Comments 1 Like
Posted by Atrayo on December 31, 2024 at 1:30am 0 Comments 2 Likes
Posted by Zhan on December 21, 2024 at 12:08pm 1 Comment 1 Like
Posted by Rosey Cross on December 9, 2024 at 6:13pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by Rosey Cross on December 9, 2024 at 6:08pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by Rosey Cross on December 9, 2024 at 5:59pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Posted by Rosey Cross on December 7, 2024 at 2:01pm 0 Comments 2 Likes
Added by Imelda James 0 Comments 0 Likes
Added by Imelda James 0 Comments 0 Likes
© 2025 Created by Bryan
Powered by